The Simpang Bed Supper Club & the TMB prata kosong story.

I'm quite convinced that Simpang should be made into a clubbing area .... with the R&B music that they play at the spize store at simpang , i say throw some comfortable couches . serve the booze , turn up the music , aircon the place and voila ! .. club . Not to mention the post clubbing food of every kind . Which includes the philosophical musings of what prata really means in life . May did a rather good take on which prata represents what kind of life partner you are looking for in life , but i'm going to do is to do a take on what tanah merah is .

There's something lurking within the depthts of tanah merah (TM) that cause their residents to drive towards the prata kosong theory . Of course, we must first verify this from the TM point of view . Because simpang is so near , the constant need for pratas can be easily fulfilled , and this therefore sets the underlying assumption for the prata kosong theory, simply put . They cannot live without pratas. Prata kosong is cheap , and according to the laws of demand and supply , the reason it's cheap it's simply because there is a excess supply of it , which therefore drives down the price and increase demand .... you get the drift . In view that it's cheap , you buy . It's a singapore thing , everything on sale also buy , therefore , the tanah merah boys (TMB) , will simply go for the prata kosongs that are readily available .

However , what get things messy is the fact that , for some strange reason , they view prata kosong is the best prata in the entire world which is suspect is the economic theory behind it . i.e cheap , good and plentiful . Hence even when the prata kosong falls on the floor , and stepped on or attempts to run away , they will still chase after it because of the underlying assumption and prata kosong theory . Of course , there are certain times, when the theory of cheap good and plentiful , becomes excessive and instead of concentrating on a single prata kosong , on the floor or not , they end up with several plates of prata kosong . At this point of time , they cannot decide on the prata and go on to attempt to eat both knowing that excessive prata kosong will make them fat . Eventually , the prata store uncle will come and say , "oops , sorry serve to the wrong table" .. the takes one of the prata away , and soon causing the TMB to lose their track of things and inevitably loose concentration and knock the other plate of prata down . Of course , knowing the TMB , they will still attempt to eat the prata on the floor .

Such is the story of prata kosongs and the TMB . The theory can be further improved upon .
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"On Simpang and if it was the world...." May Lee , www.dailydance.blogspot.com