Life's a Beach

originally uploaded by shangz.

While i was sitting under the sun today , it suddenly dawned on me an excellent way to not go back to Singapore . Though it would require some Oscar winning skills .

Fake Ammesia

See it all works out . First get rid of all you identification papers . Then get yourself into a car accident . Making sure you damage your hypothlamus . But of course , not really damaging it , but u know, enough to fake it . Then plead to the french government that you're actually a french citizen . and the car accident has completely erase your memory including your capability to speak french . Hahaha . Yep . then viola .

Either i've been watching too much Grey''s anatomy or i'm suffering some form of damage after exposure under the sun for long hours