BEYOND BLONDE & BIMBO



I don't know how you stand yourself , but as of now , being blonde is the in thing to be . It's like totally beyond . While the main goal is to go snatch a neil lane or harry winston ( who doesn't ) , the point is , blondes have more fun on the way. I mean , sample sale at Chanel , Charity benefits , Couture Fashion . You can't say no to those . Life is all about pampering yourself aint it ? Laugh at Paris Hilton all you want . Fact is , you're the one stuck in your own farm having your own simple life.

The claim that Blondes are stupid is also complete fallacy . I can safely say anyone who can plot and stake out the next LV / Birkin's Bag , tell the difference between single or double processed blonde , calculate the number of hidden carbs in their diet and so much more while mentally picking out the clothes for the entire next week definitely takes some brains. So explain to me how can u call someone who came up with the game theory smart when they can't tell the difference between , white , ivory & cream ? ( white is strictly for weddings only , darh-lings ) . Then again , john nash is contested to be gay , so there's a good chance that he has some fashion sense . All the more tragic . He could have been a excellent fashion designer .

Bimbo Lingo . It takes a true blonde to speak it . Anyone who attempts to do it in the wrong state of mind or hair colour to be exact , may come off being tres clichè " . Majorly risky . There exist a tradition to be monosyllabic for the bleached kind . "Whatever" , "totally" and the latest one "beyond" . In fact , these 3 words you should always remember because they can fit into any conversation , even intelligent ones , eg. What do you like about the Game Theory ?
1) " Whatever ~ "
2) " like totally "
3) " Way beyond "

Let me end off by saying that you have to take the blonde thing seriously and once you have choosen it , there is no turning back . Not that you can anyway. Give me a pellegrino anyday . newater can wait . Ciao , Muacks