Perverse Logic

Disclaimer : There is no such thing as perverse logic . It's an oxymoron.

Making something out of nothing
This idea of making something out of nothing has been over discussed . People need to understand that not everything is possible. It's impossible to photoshop jack black to look like hugh jackman , or charla ( midget from amazing race ) to look like heidi klum , who got her legs insured for 1 million bucks . Duh . It's impossible ! Get it through your brain . You cannot make gold out of charcoal . Live with it deal . Don't tell me the King Lear shit . He died . Incidentally , i also think that Shakespeare , the greatest hoax ever , creates something out of nothing.

Overhead Bridges
Often , on our quests to reach the peak of the overhead bridge makes you wonder which was the idiot that devised such a method of torture ? Oh right . it's suppose it safer to reach the other side . Now . if everyone just took care crossing the road at pesdestrian crossings and drivers drove carefully , would there be a need for overhead bridges ? But hey , the root of the problem was more than the govt could bear . So overhead bridges can solve everything ! . TadaH! i'm so smart . I'm the singapore government . Hmm .. i wonder how many people commit suicide from jumping of one their bridges .

Selfishness
Clearly , when people say " you can depend on me " , i think the first thing u should do is ask the person to go away as far as they can . Well , coz they are very bad liars , and in my case , i'll probably hunt them down with a pitchfork . Fact is, while u need people to survive socially , u always find that they always bring u down , instead of the other way . I'm so glad that i know a handful of people i trust . The rest of u . die . i don't really care . I'm selfish too .

Professionalism
Now , this term is something that conjures images of high powered business men and woman in their grey suits. Truthfully , i see grey mice instead . A rat race where all the competitors probably smile more while running the race than winning it. If , i think you're a whole truckload of shit , i'll call bluff. Smile at u for what fuck ? Just get out of my face , i already don't want to talk to u.

Parents
Why is it people have nice angels for parents when nowadays , whenever mine open their mouth , all i feel like doing is kill them for inheritance and insurance.

Disclaimer : Perverse logic does not exist . it's an oxymoron .

I need therapy .