Now , many people assume that i'm a very serious person because i don't laugh at their jokes , but in actual fact , i have an extremely warped sense of humour and i laugh like totally silly and hyperbolic things like the gossip excerpt from below . I would love to have that card too .. then again . i might disappear . Hahahaa .. Enjoy reading .

Looks like somebody found Lindsay Lohan's lost driver's license and American Express Centurion Card (Black Card). I don't care much for the license, but somebody get me that friggin card. I doubt I could afford the $2,500 annual rate, but the privilege of owning one would be well worth giving up eating. Plus I hear that when you flash the Black Card around, poor people actually vanish. It's like the card can magically sense when people worth less than $10 million are around and physically destroy them. Man, if that card number wasn't blurred out I would so buy myself an island on eBay.