Paris "Hilcole" Smith


After watching Anna Nicole Smith appear on VH 1 and Paris Hilton in the Teen's Choice Award yesterday , you would realise that Paris Hilton is Anna Nicole Smith reincarnated ! Mark my words, both of them being Guess? models is not a conidence. Paris Hilton's life plan is the scam on some poor old man after posing in Playboy magazine . Forget about the Hilton empire , she will probably try to swindle truckloads of cash from her dead husband and appear in numerous meaningless tv shows , flaunting her apparent -lack of- talent to the public ( oh wait ,she's already doing that )

Apparently , she charges up to US $300 to appear for a mere 15mins of airtime. This no simple feat mind u , Can u generate air with your head for 15 minutes ? That's right , i thought so too . Truth to be said , some of us are just not born with such talent .

Their success comes by being totally honest and "OPEN" to the public , i mean , they leave nothing to the viewer's imagination . Both wielding the same brand of ditzi-ness , they are all set to conquer the world. They are neither real *actresses, nor supermodels or even musicians , yet they are received international fame .

Okay , i guess , you would have to give credit ( to their plastic surgeons ) that both of them are hot . But for strange reason , you would worry about catching herpes by just looking at their "welcome to the whore house" pictures. In fact , just thinking about it would give u nightmares and bring on a sudden urge to take a shower.

So as the tabiolds have once embraced Anna Nicole Smith , it looks now history is set to repeat itself with Paris Hilton at the helm of the new slut camp .


*Incidentally , Paris has a role in the upcoming movie "House of Wax" . Being an actress requires u to act , not trying to blend in with wax figures on the set , and no , home videos of urself don't count either .

It's been such a long time since i've bitched about celebrities .. I must say , it has been a pleasurable experience . Hehe : )