Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince

God . The book is really really bad . Too much confusion , in fact , instead of tightening the plot , JK Rowling ( henceforth known as the witch-bitch ) , has introduced several new dimensions and more characters into the story . There are also endless scenes with hormonal teenage wizards kissing each other . What is wrong with the witch bitch ?? .. Clearly too much sex for her , it's messing with her mind . Extracted from ohnothey didn't , here's a list of better plot lines .

THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE IS NONE OTHER THAN DUDLEY

HERMIONE LEARNS KARATE

RON CONTRACTS HERPES

THE NEW MINISTER OF MAGIC IS TONY BLAIR

VOLDEMORT DIES OF OLD AGE, PEACEFULLY IN HIS SLEEP

HARRY'S PARENTS ARE REVEALED TO HAVE BEEN SCIENTOLOGISTS

SNAPE HAS RHYTHM

MR. AND MRS. WEASLEY START SEEING OTHER PEOPLE

DUMBLEDORE LOSES HIS LEGS AND NEEDS A WHEELCHAIR

HOGWARTS EXPLODES

J.K. ROWLING HERSELF APPEARS AS A CHARACTER AND DEFLOWERS HARRY

THE NINTH CHAPTER OF THE BOOK IS "BOY MEETS WORLD" FANFICTION AND DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER

SIRIUS BLACK IS THE NEW DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS TEACHER

HAGRID POOPS OUT GIMLI

THE SCHOOL IS VISITED BY A D.A.R.E. SPOKESMAN WHO TEACHES THEM NOT TO USE DRUGS

NEVILLE MAKES A COCOON AND COMES OUT AS A BUTTERFLY AT THE END OF THE YEAR

HARRY AND DRACO ARE THE SAME PERSON

HERMIONE ANNOUNCES SHE HAD A SEX CHANGE BY THE GUYS ON NIP/TUCK AND CHRISTIAN ENDED UP DOING HER

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There ! .. much better .