I have a fifth sense .

Sometimes i think i really have ESPN . Seriously . Just one day of posting about social injustices in school , they had to declare to swimming pool open and one more staff from the office of career service has quit . Point is , time and time again , i've said that shang's intuition is better than women's intuition , but NO one every believes it . Except for that select handful who worship me and create graven images of me pray to me regularly for divine advice . Anyway , most of the time , whatever i say , with the exception of 4D numbers, they turn out to be true . For pete's sake , trust this machiavellian to read people like a chick lit book. Don't even try to run things by me without me finding it out later . Everyone should upgrade their acting skills . Aim for the oscars . The dramatic irony of how people pretend is so unconvincing that i have to refrain from laughing . Not that i mind laughing . I need laughs nowadays .