Harry Potter : The Happy Prince

Yep . you heard right ? So out of sheer boredom i shall tell you how i come up with this theory ? First of all , for those who have read the book , aren't you like totally curious why Dumbledore has sooo much trust in Snape ?? .... I shall attempt to illuminate on this mysterious relationship both of them share ... Lumos




We shall start from the beginning to observe this intricate and compelling tale of love , jealousy and rage ...

In the early days of Hogwarts , Tom Riddle was an extremely handsome boy , and since then , Snape had the biggest crush on him , he has "i heart tom" written on his underwear in invisible ink . Snape however was just unwilling to let his feelings known to Tom since Tom does not like half breeds & bisexuals and Snape was also struggling with his sexuality at the same time so not to make matters worse ,so snape kept it to himself , focusing on his potions hoping to find something to make his life much easier . And he found it . The Felix Felicis . Much of origins of the potion is unknown , but what we do know is , Felix , the inventor of the potion , used it to get lucky .

Snape was exhilarated & gay ( no pun intended ) upon the discovery of the potion . With his amazing potion skills , he brewed a whole lot of Felix Felicis and Slip & Slide *ahem potions for this grand plan and it happened , he succeeded !! Tom Riddle's wand was indeed 13 and a half inches and it's phoenix feather core was definitely magical . Snape was secretly thanking his Slip and Slide potion now . Little did they know , the ever omniscient Dumbledore was spying on them that very night and found out about their little secret and forbidden pact that was made . With mixed feelings of fury and jealousy , Dumbledore wanted the relationship to end .

As the days and years worn on , Dumbledore and Voldemort grew increasingly aware of each other's intention . Voldemort was eternally grateful for that night bliss , and other several nights Snape gave hime ( thank god for the room of requirement ) and Dumbledore was jealous of it all , jealous of Voldemort for having Snape and resentful that for it was him who fought so hard to have Voldemort into Hogwarts in the first place . It was just a matter of time before they turned on each other . Resulting in the biggest wizard feud of all time . None of the death eaters were told that their trusted leader was a giant panzy except Snape who remained to be his most trusted subject .

Dumbledore could no longer stand it , so upon catching Snape eavesdrop on the prophecy that was made , he performed the Imperius curse on Snape so that he will keep the secret on Harry who will lead Voldemort to ruin , and also to get a revenge fuck with Snape just to taunt Voldemort. However , Snape being an excellent Occulmens, managed to block the spell , but had sex with Dumbledore nonetheless because he wanted to secure a job in Hogwarts . This made Voldemort extremely furious !! He wanted to fuck Dumbledore so badly ( hehe ) , he sought out this Harry boy to kill him . When he got to the Potter residence , he killed James immediately . James who was constantly making fun of Snape back at school was finally dead . Voldemort was very pleased to be able to do this for Snape . Lily , also died , because , well , he had no use for her , and i mean NO USE .

"A baby ?? , and his tiny thing is suppose to stop me ?? " laughed Voldemort

Well , it did , and Harry was left with nothing but a lightning scar on his forehead and Voldemort was on the verge of life and death , only able to survive on his soul or mojo in the Horcruxes and he vowed one day , he will return to get his revenge .

When Snape heard this news , he was extremely sad , he missed Voldemort's wand badly but he just had to contend with Dumbledore and dutifully kept his Potions Job till Harry came to Hogwarts . It was no surprise that Harry was constantly bullied and tortured by Snape . Whatever Dumbledore took out on Snape , he took it out on Harry . Silently praying and hoping for Voldemort's return , Snape assisted in anyway that he could and finally , Voldemort has returned in the Harry's forth year in Hogwarts during the Triwizarding Competition .

However, some things that was suppose to be kept secret was found. Rita Skeeter , a reporter covering the series of events at the Triwarding Competition , while snooping for more news on Harry , walked in on one of Dumbledore & Snape's session . Imagine the scandal ! The Headmaster and one of the teachers ! What an outrage ! Rita threatened to go public . Oblivate , with a quick flick of Snape's wand , Rita's memory was modified and Dumbledore was extremely pleased and touched to realise that he had Snape's utmost trust .

With the formation of the Order of Phoenix , Snape , now with Dumbledore's trust and holding on to his dark secret was also in the Order . Snape , was playing on both sides . Harry however always had a nagging feeling that Snape had something up his sleeves . Harry never liked Snape after all the hard time Snape has put him through . He saw Voldemort's return and heard the history of him killing his parents , but it was then at the Ministry of Magic when he met voldemort face to face , having the same 13 and a half inch then he realised the prophecy was absolutely true . Voldemort glared , in a state disbelief that the boy has grown so much since then . Unable to deal with it , he fled to re-strategise .

Harry was still kept in the dark about his Headmaster's secret identity , and Dumbledore was careful not to reveal the other side of him in the pensieve while he and harry and private lessons in the following year . Harry still could not figure out why Dumbledore had so much trust in Snape , but no choice but to follow blindly . Dumbledore was feeling increasingly torn apart . He wanted Harry to know the entire truth , but he was not sure how young Harry was going to take it , so he decided to drop hints during the private lessons , revealing a little of Tom's past and information about Horcruxes but Harry just didn't catch it . His gaydar was just not functioning . He didn't even realised that Dumbledore's withered right hand was from an overdose of .. seeking self pleasure in such stressful times .

As time went on ,Dumbledore finally discovered one Horcrux and invited Harry to come along to destroy it , hoping to present hard facts that point harry to the real story and hoped Harry could pick up the hints , but all harry was focused on was Snape and Dumbledore , not seeing how Voldemort fit into the picture . All he knew was he had to destroy Voldemort , but had no idea how the entire feud started . Dumbledore was growing increasingly desperate , it was essential for harry to realise the real story in order to defeat voldemort .

In his last act of desperation , when they returned to Hogwarts, only to realised Voldemort has orders an attack on the castle . Dumbledore has no time , he quickly cast an immbolus spell on Harry and wanted him to hide under his cloak and watch Dumbledore play out his intimate relationship with Snape so that Harry would finally know . Dumbledore was severly weakened from seeking out the last Horcrux and wanted to see Snape immediately for one last session , but things were no longer as the past , Snape has since come out of the vanishing closet and defected back to Voldemort's side . His original lover .

Snape , with his wand , killed Dumbledore while Harry watched in silent horror . He was sick and tired of feeble Dumbledore , sick of always being at the bottom and Dumbledore never ever pleased him . It was Voldemort he always longer for . Snape escaped back to Voldemort , once again in his harem . Dumbledore had to die , love as it seems is still blind even in the magically world .

Dumbledore's death It was a great lost for the wizarding world . No one knew of the real story of Dumbledore except for Voldemort and Snape . The Order of Phoenix lay in disarray , not knowing how their fellow commrade Snape could kill Dumbledore . Harry too was confused , but one this is for sure , he was the chosen one to destroy Voldemort , to kill him . Now more than ever .

The End .