I love dilbert . I really really love dilbert . I'll marry the person that buys me his entire set of management books and comic strip collections and i think management schools should worship him and name their business schools after scott adams rather than some weird person called lee kong chian .... I got this off the dilbert blog , "Wisdoms for Fresh Graduates"... i chose some classic ones for ur enjoyment .

1) Your hard work will be rewarded. Specifically, your boss’s boss will reward your boss for making you work so hard.

2) Teamwork is what you call it when you trick other people into ignoring their priorities in favor of yours.

3) Leadership is a form of evil. No one needs to lead you to do something that is obviously good for you.

4) It is better to be an “expert” than it is to do actual work.


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